A woman from Hyderabad cancelled her plans to join up with ISIS and returned home from Turkey after realising Bigg Boss wasn’t telecast in Iraq and Syria and that women were often stoned and killed for silly things like being human or wearing braces.
The women, whose name Mocktale’s inept reporters were unable to uncover, reportedly had a dream in which she “transforms into Rambo in a burqa and unleashes a hail of bullets and cuss words at some Zoo-Zoo like creatures” whom she assumed to be ‘infidels’ that needed to be exterminated, we overheard sources tell some rival websites.
Naturally, after a dream like that the woman (let’s call her Isister) did what every normal human would do. She slept a little more to prolong the dream but unfortunately, there was no re-run. Isister then packed her bags and decided to go join the ISIS, provided they had a provident fund scheme.
Highly (mis)placed sources tell us the HR department of ISIS was more than happy to have her and was even ready to fund her training to be a repressed sex slave who is subject to harsh beatings but Isister, it seems, had a change of heart.
Apparently, having a hand in killing other humans didn’t feel as entertaining as when Rambo did it. The final twist of course was when Isister was told Bhai’s films and his reality show Bigg Boss will not be telecast in her area of operation. The horrified woman allegedly let out a blood curdling scream at this development, packed her bags, and came home to Hyderabad.
